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madd-catter:

slythwolf:

dankmemeuniversity:

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

@pirate-patton

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

fistfightingscool:

fistfightingscool:

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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itsaruse:

edromyheart:

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳